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Sexy Birthday Homonyms: eight & ate

Pardon me, for this blog post contains sexually explicit examples or content. If you are under the age of 18 or just uncomfortable with sexually explicit material, you may want to check out one of these sites about grammar and writing instead. I've celebrated my 8 years in business this September with daily homonyms, and for the last dance, I offer: The verb ate is the past tense of to eat, as in: I ate one grape at a time, trying to entice her. The noun eight is the written symbol for t......
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Sexy Birthday Homonyms: reek & wreak

Pardon me, for this blog post contains sexually explicit examples or content. If you are under the age of 18 or just uncomfortable with sexually explicit material, you may want to check out one of these sites about grammar and writing instead. The Sexy Grammarian's sexy homonyms birthday party winds down this week with my sexiest example sentences yet: The verb reek is to smell strongly, as in: You reek of sex. The verb wreak is to carry out or execute one’s ill will upon another, as in:......
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Sexy Birthday Homonyms: steel & steal

Pardon me, for this blog post contains sexually explicit examples or content. If you are under the age of 18 or just uncomfortable with sexually explicit material, you may want to check out one of these sites about grammar and writing instead. The Sexy Grammarian's sexy homonyms birthday party winds down this week with my sexiest example sentences yet: Steel, a noun, is a form of iron, as in: That clit got hard as steel. Steel can also be a verb, to render inflexible or determined, as in......
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Sexy Birthday Homonyms: pain & pane

Pardon me, for this blog post contains sexually explicit examples or content. If you are under the age of 18 or just uncomfortable with sexually explicit material, you may want to check out one of these sites about grammar and writing instead. The Sexy Grammarian's sexy homonyms birthday party winds down this week with my sexiest example sentences yet. I dedicate this pair to Eminem because every time I hear him rapping along with Rihanna's sweet singing in this song, I have to say to him, "N......
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Sexy Birthday Homonyms: your, you're & yore

Pardon me, for this blog post contains sexually explicit examples or content. If you are under the age of 18 or just uncomfortable with sexually explicit material, you may want to check out one of these sites about grammar and writing instead. The Sexy Grammarian's sexy homonyms birthday party winds down this week with my sexiest example sentences yet: The pronoun your expresses the possessive of you, as in: I can feel your hard-on against my leg. The contraction you're is short for you ......
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