JUL
05
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Role-Swapping: Subjects, Objects, and a Sexy Trick for Sentence Revision

What do you think of this sentence? Kiki handed the handcuffs to Al. When your action is hot, but the sentence is not, try looking at your nouns and their syntax, the roles they play in the sentence. Kiki is the subject, which drives the action of the sentence. Handcuffs is the direct object, which receives the action of the verb handed. Al is the indirect object, which receives the direct object handcuffs. We've got some awfully sexy nouns to work with here, so let's experiment with role-......
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JUN
22
0

When Nelly Caught Ginny: Phrases, Clauses, and Complete Sentences

SG_blog_secretsWhich of these sentences sounds complete to you? A. Through the drawer of vibrators. B. Ginny loved it. C. Playing with other people's toys. D. Nelly didn’t mind. Examples B & D are complete sentences. Examples A and C are fragment sentences. Do you know how to tell the difference? A complete sentence needs two basic parts of speech: a noun (the subject) and a verb. That’s why on its own, example A is just a fragment sentence. The drawer and the vibrators give you some nouns to w......
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MAR
02
0

Wordsmith: Dear Sexy G

Dear Sexy Grammarian- I just learned from dictionary.com that wordsmith is a noun and not a verb.  Is that right?  I always thought it was both, like e-mail. Yours truly, Esther My Darling Esther, I too think of wordsmith as a noun, a words expert. But sure, it’s acceptable (if modern) to turn it into a verb: I’ve written a love letter, but I want to wordsmith it to make it sexier. You could even make it an adjective by adding -like: He wanted to seduce the librarian, so he used his most wo......
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SEP
30
0

Sexy Birthday Homonyms: eight & ate

Pardon me, for this blog post contains sexually explicit examples or content. If you are under the age of 18 or just uncomfortable with sexually explicit material, you may want to check out one of these sites about grammar and writing instead. I've celebrated my 8 years in business this September with daily homonyms, and for the last dance, I offer: The verb ate is the past tense of to eat, as in: I ate one grape at a time, trying to entice her. The noun eight is the written symbol for t......
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SEP
28
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Sexy Birthday Homonyms: steel & steal

Pardon me, for this blog post contains sexually explicit examples or content. If you are under the age of 18 or just uncomfortable with sexually explicit material, you may want to check out one of these sites about grammar and writing instead. The Sexy Grammarian's sexy homonyms birthday party winds down this week with my sexiest example sentences yet: Steel, a noun, is a form of iron, as in: That clit got hard as steel. Steel can also be a verb, to render inflexible or determined, as in......
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